Noely. 20. California.


i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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i hope someone out there is thinking about my thighs

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"Just the thought of kissing your lips after waiting for so long makes my knees weak and my heart shiver."
i’m so unbelievably in love with you (via awkwarddly)

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*knocks on your door* Hello, ma’am, how are you? I’m great, thanks. Anyway, I’m here collecting signatures for this petition to get the Pussycat Dolls back together.

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My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

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The government wouldn’t spend a dime on education, healthy food, drinkable water, assisting people in poverty, de-polluting the streets, or anything else of importance. But they would be on call to spend millions on equipping a small police force to fight off a group of defenseless protestors. You can argue with me that this is not a hate crime, when it so obviously is, but you can’t argue with me when I say that this government is too corrupt to even serve it’s purpose.

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"I just want an orgasm and some enchiladas."

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